Karl Rove's Bride of Young Frankenstein

A now for the speech that turned the republican tide...but for the better?

I have to say for all its nonsense, I liked this speech. Sure it was the political equivalent of an In Touch Weekly article. But I like In Touch Weekly. And maybe they'll leave Brittany alone, at least until November when Barack Obama wins the election.

There was a Romy-and-Michelle-guilty-pleasure quality to this speech. It was almost refreshing. I'm cringing, and I know you must be too. While I wouldn't vote for her, I would SO make her made-for-tv-move (or at least her E! True Hollywood Story). It's Missus Smith Goes to Washington spun with Bride of Young Frankenstien.

You can't write stuff this good. I can't write stuff this good. I don't think anybody can write stuff this good.

A PTA Soccer Mom turned small town mayor, turned state governer, turned vice presidential candidate. And on top of that, she has 5 kids including a newborn, a pregnent teen, and a 19 year old soon off to war. She has a husband she calls "my guy." She's a former beauty queen. She attended rifle training in Kuwait. Need I go on? Like SERIOUSLY who is this?

In all seriousity, I want the movie rights. Because the life of Sarah Palin is a part that Sandra Bullock was born to play! And when Sandra Bullock was born, somebody should have told her to stay away from 90% of the parts she's played!

But back to Palin: Was it just me, or was this a heartfelt, relatable, funny, and non-nonsense bit of political nonsense delivered with soccer mom gusto. On top of that, take away the glasses and the bangs and girl's a looka!

I'm scared. I'm scared that Sarah Palin may be Karl Rove's Bride of Young Frankenstein. And if there is any legitimacy at all to my claim, it could be the best stroke of misguided, misleading political genius this side of wishy washy.

Or maybe Sarah Palin is just that unremarkably remarkable, a homespun republican reformer tenacious enough to take the plunge even if the current is strong and the waters way over her head.

But I will admit it right here right now. I like this chick. Not to vote for. But maybe to hunt caribou with in Kuwait!