It's already begun. No sooner did Brit Hum invoke the shocked voice of God to narrate us through Obama's celebration did we cut to hot blonde reporter girl to start to redefine the failures of the Republican party both in this campaign and over the past eight years.
The initial phase of the Republoid Recovery Strategy (RRS) is taking form:
1, PLAY THE VICTIM AND MAKE IT A REPUBLICAN PITY PARTY (Hopefully Rush Won't Hoard the Good Stuff)
2, REVISE, REDEFINE, AND DIVERT
3, MAKE IT SUBTLE, BUT MAKE IT OFTEN: MAKE IT ABOUT RACISM
OBSERVED TONIGHT ON FOX NEWS:
POOR LITTLE REPUBLICANS
Fox News Babe, Megan, kicks off the transition from Election coverage to RRS-Phase 1, suggesting that Republicans might have been victims of their own success in the war on terrorism.
CONFLICT OF INTEREST?
Karl Rove, the political analyst, sits down to analyze where the Republican campaign - run by Karl Rove, the campaign strategist - went wrong. I would argue that this might be more spin than analysis, except--
AS LONG AS THERE ARE GAY MARRIAGES TO BAN, REPUBLICANS HAVE A CHANCE
After some illogical jibbrish, Karl Rove the analyst went all campaign strategisty and diverted talk of Republican failure to his divisive masterstroke, Gay marriage. That's what he gave us as evidence of Republican relevance: that Florida voted to ban Gay marriage.
I think he wants praise, so I'll be the first to reach across ideological lines and say: Good job, Karl. You get an A for the day!
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