22 April 2009

Dear Miss California,

I had the fortune of tuning into the Miss USA pageant just in time to see the crowning. You of the megawatt smile and compassionate eyes instantly became my spot on favorite to take the crown despite your frightful evening gown; my roommate was all about the more understated Miss North Carolina. When I heard your interview the next day, however, I have never been so happy to be wrong. I wrongly judged the book by its cover.

But we do walk on some common ground, you and me, like: we were both brought up as Christians, we both have opinions, and (excuse me for being presumptuous) we both have assholes.

You do have one thing on me, though; you've got all your civil rights.Once upon a time, my pretty, some assholes had some pretty interesting opinions.

Some assholes held the opinion that girls weren't qualified to vote.

Some assholes held the opinion that people who weren't white were commodities best traded.

Some assholes held the opinion that Jews were a threat to humanity.

Today, some assholes hold the opinion that gays are a threat to marriage.

Many American lives have been lost in centuries long battles against White Supremacy; many American lives have been fought to uphold the fundamental idea that all men are created equal.

What you fail to understand and what you need to understand is that you became a hot, blonde spokesmodel for White Supremacy this past Sunday. Your job offer from Fox News is probably in the mail.

You didn't lose because of your opinion. You are not Miss USA today because America no longer stands for the idea that people aren't created equal. America rejects White Supremacy; and whether you are a White Supremacist or merely ignorant is besides the point.

In the Christian church that I grew up in, Pastor Simpson taught us that we should be compassionate and we should not judge others lest we be judged ourselves. We all have our Judgment Day and its up to God to decide whether we get into Heaven.

So let's let God do his job, and you do yours. You should realize that you are NOT Miss USA today, because you don't stand for the fundamental principle on which the United States was created: That All Are Created Equal!

To be clear, this is America and you are entitled to your opinion; fortunately America is entitled to reject your opinion. No offense...

Sincerely,
Dustin Newcombe
Your #1 Fan For Five Minutes
libsandcons.blogspot.com

5 comments:

  1. I live in california, I agree with what she said. So do the majority of California people. Guess that's why she won.

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  3. Anger is the ugliest of colors Dustin... I hope you come to terms with what makes you this way...

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  4. Funny how you were so happy to be so wrong... from your context I would call that shallow, very shallow. ….but who am I ? I am not the one who is so angry. To judge a person on their own belief...which is exactly what you supposedly say about others who disagree with your own view, is wrong...irony? …stupidity? Both! (you stupid, not her) You know… that’s the great thing about double edge swords, they can cut you you as well...although - the side you seem keep towards you is dull to protect you, and allows you to always lash out at others without fear of personal harm. Being gay is a sexual choice, its not some governmental ruling…get a grip.

    Go get your @ss married. Call Obama and ask him for a favor. $10 says your “savior” won’t even take your call either.

    You always seem to make a piss poor argument sighting other prejudices while performing your own. White supremacy has nothing to do with gay rights, or upholding anything that made this country great. For that matter, nor does anything “white”. I have a bunch of black gay friends you fool. They don not seem to think about things the way you do, and they have more reason to. You seem educated but lack the experience or insight to make a valid argument without sounding like a spoiled little girl…

    Who cares who are gay. Who really gives a F*#& if you or the whole world is gay… …seems to me it just makes you angry, very angry… and makes you look like a @sshole too!!! By the way, when you bash and lash and make yourself look like and @ss (and you seem to be very good at that too)

    Oh, alost forgot - don’t forget to mention in other arguments for gay marriage…

    …fat people’s rights for more room in air planes, the rights to let hermaphrodites use either public restroom, the rights of short people and tall water fountains, and tall people and average door heights…. Lest not forget those who own dogs need to be kind to those who own cats, and those who eat meat should not be persecuted by PETA or some other piss poor granola group. Oh, and do not forget just giving those who prefer not to work a check for free….just because.

    If being a gay man makes you this angry, please seek counseling. I have many gay friends… we talk about “rights” “sex”, and “life” all the time, and none of them seem to be angry at all… to me, the gay couples I am close with (you know monogamy) are married. We just pay different taxes in april. Seems to be a tax issue to me….

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness., hmmmm…no mention of sexual preference there - now go start your argument with God and see how far you get …

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  5. She won!!!!!! Doesn't that just piss you off?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    Good for her. She has a right to her opinion just like you - mr. mental midget.

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